hot for teacher

or not...?

tush test

this is how matt spends his time. SCHOOL'S OUT!

ps he got a 5 out of 6. how will you score???

best friends, strangers now

Avid readers,

I need your help settling an argument. A moral dilemma I am facing. One that Mr. Matt Siblog has forced upon me. Let me tell you my tale:

More than a year ago, during the height of my reliance on myspace for social interaction, I discovered SPYSPACE. I could see who was looking at my profile? What a novel idea! I had vaguely heard about it but with one stroke of luck, I now held the key to the most desperate act of narcissism.

I did not want to tell my friends. I was ashamed and I was selfish. However, as it goes, I have a hard time keeping things secrets, especially from Siblog. I told him about this myspace tracker and, in typical twinsie fashion, he INSISTED I give him the website.

"Well, what are you going to give me in return?" I shouted. Selfish, remember?

We decided, after what I remember to be DAYS of arguing, that he would give me his Black Eyes t-shirt in exchange for the website. A trade I was more than comfortable with - especially since Matt told me, months before, that he never wears the shirt. I gave him the website and expected a prompt delivery of the shirt. That is NOT what I got. Not at all.

I constantly asked him about it when I saw him. "Oh, I think it's in Staten Island..." would be the answer when he was in Philadelphia. "Oh, I think it's in DC..." when I was in Staten Island. But, finally, Holy of Holies (if you get this reference, let's get married?), I was going to be in DC staying at Matt's apartment while he was in New York. I would hunt for it in Matt's apartment while he wasn't there and I told him as much.

"Please don't steal my shirt!" he said.

EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?? How is this stealing!!! We made an agreement and now I'm meant to feel remorse. So I ask you, dear bloggers, should I NOT get the shirt? Should I not insist that Matt holds true to his end of our deal? Please vote! I am suspiciously torn.

NOTE: I DID rifle through Matt's closet but the shirt seemed to be missing. "It might be in the laundry." CRUEL TRICK, SIBLOG!

matt is obsessed with kim kardashian

i understand that her ass is "sooooo amazing" but this is upsetting news.

grey skies

also, matt siblog takes the bus. a LOT. sometimes his better half of a lorrito also takes the bus. it is very fun to hear about even though you hate to be on the bus yourself. misery loves company.

announcing: the THOM SIBLOG

there's a new blog in town.

siblog takeover.

the end is very fucking nigh.

updates on The Great Forfeit of 2007!

matt is a sore loser.

breaking news!

matt forfeit the pizza eating contest because he's a wussface

as (sort of) promised

here is matt with a llama. he didnt ride it but he, uh, ... walked with it.i think this is a photoshop.

oh you're so silent, jens, because you are gagged in the trunk of matt siblog's car

haven't you heard? jens lekman is the new ted leo. matt is going to see jens for the first time this thursday. if anyone wants to photoshop matt's face into this photo (where the mic is. see what i'm going for here?) so he can give it to jens on thursday, it would be appreciated.